so.

as anyone who knows me may point out, i am most certainly not a lady of few words. if anything, i tend to ramble, to speak in circles. honestly, i'd go so far as to describe it as straight up stream of conscious. in order to get from point 'a' to point 'b' i may (read: do all the time) have to veer over to 'f', 'q' and 'z' before finally getting around to finishing my thought. i tend to gravitate toward writing because it forces me to at least attempt to organize my thinking. if you were to ask me a question, any question, it may take me five minutes to answer verbally what i could condense into a single sentence.

trust me, i find this just as frustrating as the poor asshole who asked me how the movie i just saw does.

honestly, it's mortifying to suddenly notice you've been talking someones ear off only to realize you can't even remember what it was they asked you in the first place. it can be a little awkward. "acute (chronic? perpetual?) word vomit" really seems to describe it in its fullest entirety.

so.

you've been warned.