ha.

theres this site that shows you how much youd weigh if you only ate say, 600 calories a day in time table format...so if i literally sat on my ass, and didnt break 600 id be 90lbs by my birthday. baller. oh stop. i know what youre thinking. but it gets funnier, i swear-- it goes all the way down to like 40lbs. seriously. by xmas id be 60 again, honestly id prob be dead by thanksgiving by which ill be like 70 or some shit. but if it were humanly possible, APPARENTLY id be a pile of bones or internal organs in a years time.

its a nice distraction.